Humpty Dumpty...

You must have heard this nursery rhyme sung over and over again during your childhood. Here how it goes:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses,

And all the king's men,

Couldn't put Humpty together again

Well in my case, instead of Humpty Dumpty being broken because he had a great fall, he chose to fall on me, leaving me smelling like the garbage truck that always come to my house on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

To those who does not understand what I'm blabbering about, actually I broke an egg while baking cupcakes. I smell really bad right now!

Que sera sera..

I've decided if I ever get married my children will be named:

Son - Muhammad Wildan Wong Bin .................
Daughter - Nur Firdaus Wong Binti .................

You guys must be thinking that I have a lot of time since I'm already thinking about this....Hahahaha :P

BTW, I intend to put the Wong family name (I don't know whether I can do that or not???). Then again, it's a free country, I can name my children however I like.

Ding..ding..ding...

My Personal Adviser panicked when I emailed him asking about early marriage.

He discussed the matter with his WIFE! (imagine my horror!) and gave me a long lecture about the preparations that you should do before marriage.

Huhu...I had to send him a reply explaining that I'm not in a rush to get married. I think that calmed him down a bit :P...

walking down memory lane..

While rummaging through my stuff, I found a piece of valuable paper (no, not money).

Yup, for those who were in 5 Selenium (514) you should know this. It's an encouragement card that was made by Najah (we love you!) for each 514 members.

Haa..., this sure brings back memories - sweet and bitter ones of course. I miss my life at MRSM Langkawi.

However, what's with the "when I think of Aqma I couldn't help myself but laugh"? Hmph!

Primum Non Nocere..

"First, Do No Harm"

I'm currently learning bioethics right now. And I should tell you. It's VERY ethical. We have four main principles of bioethics:

1. Autonomy
2. Nonmaleficence
3. Beneficence
4. Justice

Nonmaleficence is somehow connected to the phrase "Primum non nocere".

According to nonmaleficence, given an existing problem, it may be better to do nothing than doing something that risks causing more harm than good.

In foreign countries, you may have heard the term euthanasia being widely used and practiced. Euthanasia comes from a Greek word meaning "good death". In this case, the patient has the right to end his own life (Autonomy), given certain conditions.

No matter how you twist and turn the word, isn't taking your own life away still a suicide?

I seriously cannot comprehend the modern age nowadays.

To those reading this, you may think that this post is a bore. Boohoo...too bad...I'm currently studying medicine. So you'll be seing lots of posts about this matter in the future. Hahahahahahaha

p/s: I read a book on Bioethics and the book was full of underlined sentences and words done by irresponsible readers. Primum non nocere to books!!!

PAS...

If you're wondering whether this is connected with politics. NO, you're wrong. I couldn't be bothered by those things.

Huhuhu...at USM, PAS stands for Personal Advisory System. The reason I wrote this article today is because I just met my PA this morning. It was quite interesting. In more ways than one he resembles my father except for the 10 years difference in their age. They are both chinese and both worked in the healthcare system.

Of all the advice that he had given me, one was stuck in my head until now. This is the unedited version of what he told me:

My PA: I'm not sure whether your parents have told you this but I think that I should tell you. There will be usrah groups looking for you and sometimes there will be guys in that group that is interested in you and ask for your hand in marriage (the kawin muda to avoid maksiat thing la..) . Just say that it's fine but tell him that you're not ready for marriage yet.

Wahahahahaha....of all the things that he could advise me about!

Oh! and the fun thing is he's the only person that didn't stress out the importance of group studying. When I mentioned this to him he said that it's actually up to a person whether they want to be involved in study groups or not. And he said the only reson he was in his study group was so that he could get his hands on the past years questions. Hahahahaha. My PA may seem skema to you but he's actually quite sneaky.

My PA is very unique I tell you! BTW PA stands for Personal Adviser NOT Personal Assistant.

That's all for today! Adieu~

Zip, zip, zip!!!

Jeng jeng jeng~ Since I'm now officially a USM student, we were told that we are bound by the AUKU. So....I can't write anything I want anymore. Well, I can - but without mentioning any crucial details about the topic discussed. Or else I'll have to run to another country just like what RPK did...wahahahahahaha..

The only problem is where can I get the money to run???? Syazana! you're rich!!! Belanja me la wei!

Malaysians! Hmph!!!

Warning! Viewer discretion is advised. This article contains repetitive vulgar word which starts with the letter B and ends with the letter H. Commonly used towards the female population.

During our flight to Kota Bharu, my mom and I were separated from my father. He sat in seat C, while mom and I sat in seat D and E respectively. And beside me, sat a pretty little BITCHY thingy called a female. Lets just call her B for BITCH.

As a pure Malaysian that had never sat foot in another country including Singapore, I'm proud to say that I know how the typical Malaysian mind works. I've lived in Malaysia for the entire 18 years of my life and believe me, I know. We Malaysians are known for our polite nature EXCEPT when we are on the road driving the car of course (imagine the cursing, hooting and road rages)

Miss B**** sat in the innermost seat of our row(Row 26 to be precised) and I could predict the catastrophe that would happen when our plane landed in Kota Bharu. Guess what? I was right. Miss B**** was so eager to get out of the plane that she used her body to push against me in an effort to convey the message that she was in a hurry (she did this TWICE!). As if she was the only person who had matters to attend to! Go to hell you B****! I could safely and confidently say that she was a blind person seeing that the whole lane was full of passengers eager to get the hell out of the plane. PLUS my mom was directly in front of me! So how the hell am I supposed to move?!.

Excuse me B****! even if you're dead, the Earth will still revolve on its normal course, the sun will still rise and people will still continue their daily routine. Your existence is nothing compared to the whole world (except for your family members of course. I'm sure they will be so sad to know that you're dead. However I think that if you're dead your mom should be happy since you're better off dead than alive). Furthermore, I don't see Kota Bharu having a pair of legs that it can run away from you (although if it had, I would pray that you won't be seeing Kota Bharu until you're dead and buried deep in its cold dirt alone. Well, not exactly alone since we as Muslims will be questioned by Munkar and Nakir).

Be patient for goodness sake! You're not the only person who has important matters to attend to!. Malaysians are so full of ourselves sometimes. No wonder they say that we have a third rate mentality.

Some who read this article may think that I'm a hateful person. No, I'm not. I'm a kind person who is always kind and polite to the other party EXCEPT when they are the ones who started ticking me off. An eye for an eye. This is also one of my favourite mottos.

And to Miss B****, who sat in Row 26, Seat F, Air Asia flight AK 5282 which departed at 11.00 am and arrived at Kota Bharu at 12.00 noon, if you're reading this, I hope you realised that you are the main subject of this article and my contempt. And you can be assured that I won't forget this until I'm also dead and buried deep in the cold soil of somewhere in Selangor. Goodbye.

Doki doki...

I'm already in Kelantan. Urgh my nerves are killing me!

A true story...Part 2

Had justice been served? I think not. The real reason I wrote this story is to show how people are completely confused about the concept of justice. In this story clearly what had occurred was not justice. The girl was let loose of her crime for goodness sake! TWELVE handphones was stolen. YES! TWELVE!

Well the girl did apologize to the crowd in surau during usrah and one of my friend was there to verify that she cried while apologizing. BIG DEAL! Think about your parents dying, of course you would cry. Tears does not necessarily means sincerity. Wallahualam. Only Allah knows whether she has really repented for her crime. I'm not here to judge her character. I'm too busy to be concerned about everyone else. I'm trying to make a point that sometimes sympathy must have its limits. If that girl doesn't realize her mistake because she didn't face the music, you're just cultivating a future thief.

Yes, I'm uptight, and serious and I'm a strait-laced. And I'm HAPPY.

I've been told that I'm coldhearted, bitter, cruel and a dictator. And I myself second that opinion.

"A painless lesson is one without any meaning"

It's wrong to say that I totally don't believe in second chances. Yes, forgiveness is one thing, but punishment is another. I think when a person commited a crime he should be punished eventhough he is forgiven. There must be something in exchange. You cannot let a crime go unpunished because it won't have an impact on that said criminal. Not everyone is an angel that learns from their mistake and repents when forgiven just like that. If you really think like that then you're too naive. We humans are complex. We're ugly and at the same time we're beautiful. There's no black or white in a person's character. There's only various shades of grey.

So far from what I've watched in tv, you have probations or you would have to do some social work if you're a juvenile delinquent (Oh Pur-lease! This girl is already 19 years old! she should own up to her behaviors!). Btw, in Malaysia if you're already 18 years-old during a murder that you commited (I think it's for first degree murder), you can be sentenced to death.

It's not up to us humans to judge a person's character. That's Allah's job. And for us humans that don't know the depths of the human mind and personality, I think in order to deliver justice, you must judge based on the crime itself and not be influenced by a person's background i.e. even a pious person yesterday can rape a person today. So are you going to alleviate his punishment just because he was a pious person. I repeat the word "was". A rape is a rape. Your punishment shouldn't be lessen just because you used to be a nice guy. Get real dammit!

Then again I'm not a fully-fledged lawyer. Hey, what do I know about the law. Yo Chom, you're our future lawyer (or do you want to be a judge,? prosecutor maybe??). What do you think?